“So both Tag Larkin and Ninja Vicki left without paying?†I say. “Yeah, and we had to cover their portion of the bill,†says Mikka. We’re sharing some post-date beers at the bar. “This has completely ruined my budget for the week.†“Can’t even take Samurai Cathy out on a Dollar Menu Date to McDonald’s, eh?†I say. “Actually, I don’t have to worry about taking Cathy out because shes’s going on a week-long meditation sabbatical,†says Mikka. “All because of Tag Larkin.†“So I take it her fir