Protecting The Presidential Candidate's iPhone

A few months ago a candidate to become President of the United State was appearing before an audience that everyone knew wasn't particularly fond of his policy positions. At an awkward point in his presentation his cell phone rang, so he stopped in the middle of his speech and took a phone call from his floozy wife. I would have liked to jerk the phone out of his hand and stomp it. In our house with four, almost five, kids, stomping is just one of many dangers to our electronics such as our cel