Happy HuMp Day

18 Things Grown Men Should Never Have 1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You’re smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you’re going to lose. 2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don’t let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster. 3. An empty refrigerator. Your larder should be amply stocked, your pa