Al Qaeda? Home-Grown Terrorists? Drug Gangs? No Worries, DC, Wonder Woman Is On Duty Protecting the District!

While conducting one of her routine anti-terrorism patrols, Wonder Woman/Lynda Carter is boating on the Potomac by herself and finds a dead body, alerting authorities through non-electronic means (I bet there was some secret mind meld thing going on!).  The Post has the story here and a lot of other blogs have picked up on the story. And we all so foolishly thought that Washington DC was in danger of being a terrorist target?  I think Wonder Woman’s outfit alone would be enough to repel those