Okay before we get to The Contest, let me just give you some interesting tidbits (not tit bits, as Mutters would have you believe) about my day. (And speaking of Mutters ... for those of you who are waiting with baited breath to read the Tres Bizarre Serious Interview Series: Mutters, it is coming. It's just taking forever to edit due to some keyboarding issues (think man+toast+keyboard) and the length of our conversation. So be patient hosers!) +++ Sixer is in dance class for the first time t