âSo both Tag Larkin and Ninja Vicki left without paying?â I say. âYeah, and we had to cover their portion of the bill,â says Mikka. Weâre sharing some post-date beers at the bar. âThis has completely ruined my budget for the week.â âCanât even take Samurai Cathy out on a Dollar Menu Date to McDonaldâs, eh?â I say. âActually, I donât have to worry about taking Cathy out because shesâs going on a week-long meditation sabbatical,â says Mikka. âAll because of Tag Larkin.â âSo I take it her fir